Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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