Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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