Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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