gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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