Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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