ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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