It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Randomize