im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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