The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
