we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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