in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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