Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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