she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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