Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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