My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it's like iHOP with fire
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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