k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
is that a dick in a sweater?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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