Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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