Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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