Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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