do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
