It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Randomize
