I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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