Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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