It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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