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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out

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  you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..

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• (585): View more from New York

  His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I know her cup size but not her name....

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• (510): View more from California

  Will exercising make me less horny?

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