spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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