Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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