I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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