It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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