I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
