just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My dick has a subreddit
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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