Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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