there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
