he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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