You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
