ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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