i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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