PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I deserve this hangover.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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