Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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