scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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