yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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