hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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