i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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