awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
