i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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