Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
