I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
