Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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