Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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