hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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