so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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