Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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