I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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