Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
