I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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